This paper revisits the notion of classical orthogonal polynomials from a broader functional-analytic point of view. It is intended neither as a survey of known results nor as a review of the literature, but rather as a conceptual reappraisal of the subject from a perspective in which certain persistent distortions become plainly visible. The theory is developed on subsets of the complex plane that are stable under half-step translations, and both classicality and orthogonality are understood in the continuous dual of a suitable locally convex space of polynomials. The repeated reappearance of ostensibly new families of classical orthogonal polynomials arising from exotic maps, algebraically equivalent families artificially separated, unnecessary parameter restrictions inherited from positive-definite models, apparently distinct phenomena associated with root-of-unity values of \( q \) in the \( q \)-exponential case, naive \( q\to -1 \) limits in that same setting, finite truncations of otherwise infinite orthogonal polynomial sequences, and geometric recastings of the local half-step relation in terms of plane conic curves all make the need for a broader structural framework increasingly clear. The present paper seeks to articulate such a framework in a way that allows the reader to distinguish the genuinely new from the merely artificial, without resorting to an exhaustive case-by-case examination of prior work.